As I was contemplating our wonderful family Thanksgiving, I had a minor revelation regarding my superpowers. This internal discovery happened as the result of the following conversation:
Grandkid: Grandma, why do you have a turkey in a bucket of water in the bathtub?
Me: I'm teaching it to swim.
GK: Really? Oh, ok.
Grandma superpower: Knowing the answers to life's little questions.
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