As I was contemplating our wonderful family Thanksgiving, I had a minor revelation regarding my superpowers. This internal discovery happened as the result of the following conversation:
Grandkid: Grandma, why do you have a turkey in a bucket of water in the bathtub?
Me: I'm teaching it to swim.
GK: Really? Oh, ok.
Grandma superpower: Knowing the answers to life's little questions.
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Showing posts with label life's little questions. Show all posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Monday, August 25, 2008
More questions?
- How long does it take to get from here to there?
- Longer if you have kids in the car.
- What do you do if the chocolate cake falls and you have company coming?
- Pour fudge sauce on it, squirt it with whipping cream and call it lava cake. (What if it isn’t chocolate cake? Get real.)
- What do I do if I get a run in my stockings?
- My philosophy is sandals in the summer, boots in the winter. Runs are irrelevant to my lifestyle. (In stockings and jogging…have you ever seen a jogger smile? No. I rest my case).
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