More questions?

1. How long does it take to get from here to there?
• Longer if you have kids in the car.
2. What do you do if the chocolate cake falls and you have company coming?
• Pour fudge sauce on it, squirt it with whipping cream and call it lava cake. (What if it isn’t chocolate cake? Get real.)
3. What do I do if I get a run in my stockings?
• My philosophy is sandals in the summer, boots in the winter. Runs are irrelevant to my lifestyle. (In stockings and jogging…have you ever seen a jogger smile? No. I rest my case).